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Trusted by +100,000 men of distinctionThe legacy media, the matrix's powerful propaganda arm.
The BBC has been brainwashing the public since 1922.
But at least they look after their own. Just ask Huw.
Crimes against children? Don't worry, The BBC'll fix it.
British Brain Washing Corp T-Shirt – Welcome to the show, another hour of state-backed lies and manipulation. Brought to you by the British Brain Washing Corp, where they fill your head with what they want you to think, keeping you obedient and in line. Your license fee? It’s the price you pay to stay in the matrix, fueling their narrative, while they sell you the illusion of truth.
But this shirt? It’s for those who see through the propaganda, the ones who refuse to be controlled. You know the game they’re playing, and you’re not a pawn in it. You question everything, and you’re not afraid to show it. This T-shirt is your way of saying you’re not one of the brainwashed masses—you’re here to fight back against the narrative, and you won’t be silenced. Wear it proudly, because while others swallow the lies, you’re standing tall, thinking for yourself, and breaking free from the system.
Tailored for a modern, flattering fit that ensures you look sharp while making a statement.
“Glad you could join us for another hour of state-backed propaganda. Your license fee is appreciated.” A powerful reminder of the system designed to control, for those who refuse to be brainwashed.
This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a declaration of independence from the narrative. A statement that you’re not here to be programmed.
Reinforced stitching and fade-resistant ink to keep the message loud and clear, even after multiple washes.
You cannot do this alone. If you are to win this war, you need your brothers by your side.
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| Metric – Cm | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | 6XL |
| Chest 1/2 measurement (2.54 cm below armhole) | 49.5 | 52 | 56 | 60 | 63.5 | 66 | 71 | 76 | 81.5 | 86.5 |
| Length (neck point on shoulder to hem) | 63.5 | 68.5 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 84 | 86.5 |
| Sleeve length (Shoulder to end of sleeve) | 57 | 58.5 | 60 | 62 | 63.5 | 66 | 68.5 | 68.5 | 70 | 71 |
| Imperial – Inches | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | 6XL |
| Chest 1/2 measurement (1″below armhole) | 19.5 | 20.5 | 22 | 23.5 | 25 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
| Length (neck point on shoulder to hem) | 25 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Sleeve length (Shoulder to end of sleeve) | 22.5 | 23 | 23.5 | 24.5 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 27 | 27.5 | 28 |
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